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hello yes i had the whole summer to do my maths homework (which is 100 exercises) and guess what? 5/100 done.

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

queenofmisandrists:

  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when you no longer love them
  • date the kind of people who will still respect you when they no longer love you
  • do not waste your emotional capacities on people whose respect for you is conditional

gookgod:

crimewave420:

theldolmaster:

The dude that made the tfwngf must feel like a god

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feels guy confirmed as Polish 

the white mans greatest contribution to the world

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